Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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