weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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