Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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