So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
where are you?
Hypothermia
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Panties = found
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