his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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