He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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