Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
