why didn't you poke me back
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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