Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you traded sex for a burrito?
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you have to choose: penises or morals?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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