bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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