One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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