We're like a lot better than the average bears
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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