I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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