don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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