This is not my ceiling
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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