I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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