My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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