If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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