He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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