how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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