jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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