how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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