just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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