I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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