One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Randomize
