so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
