Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I need to calm my uterus...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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