who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
