he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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