So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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