We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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