All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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