you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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