yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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