Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Randomize
