you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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