my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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