i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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