I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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