isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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