sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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