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(318): View more from Louisiana

i was rollin on her like bob the builder

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(605): View more from South Dakota

was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile

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(207): View more from Maine

Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months

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(517): View more from Michigan

Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious

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