did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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