This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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