The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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