He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize
