when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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