Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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