I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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