Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
