I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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