you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Come on in and take your pants off
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