Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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