Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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